Happy New Year 2021

This year has been a race condition. A race condition of a bunch of shit with fuck-all memory management. Perhaps that’s why the year crashed this fast.

Some good things also happened such as:

• We got some new members. (primarily from our onion service)
• Introduction of a new server called doner.kernal.eu which hosts our mail server.
• We ended the year with quite a few interesting data breaches. (Upcoming posts soon)
• We made this dank ass painting featuring our most fabulous (ex)team members.

From left to right:

• Dong, the Vietnamese Kali Lincox 1337 hacker
• WhatsInMyVape, some Irish dude who can’t speak his mother tongue. Has hemorrhoids and likes to vape.
• Etienne, UK-French baguette-toast. Dude who likes to flex about having (gyno) intercourses with women from the hotel he works at. (Hence the latex gloves)
• Stnby, TV remote, part of the CRT TV gang. Lithuanian aurora borealis.
• Duxz/Crtoff, Dutchman has the highest WPM and MPM (messages per minute). Also known as mr. nice soft boy hands.
• Siren, 1337 elite girl (didn’t know girls can hax this well). The C master chef. (Has severe autizm)

The paintings:

• Munstie, the victim of Apple’s marketing virus. Source of all our diversity points, from the UK.
• ZoltanZuberi, wholesome Pakistani guy whose aim was to hack his ex-gf. Has a big smile.
• WhatsInMyVape, our personal camboy’s nipples.

Jokes aside, we wish everyone reading this a happy new year with a clean new stack.

sed 's/corona/1337/g'

Love from Antarctica,
Kernal Kernovich